I told you she was big
This is my cat's page - her idea, not mine. She's called Sutra and she's about 11 now so not too long before she floats off to the big litter tray in the sky (sob). Don't know about the floating though. She isn't exactly, how can I put it, athletic. She used to be though, before she broke her leg. There's a story behind that.
When she was about 4 she was in my garden rolling about and eating grass - as cats do - when a squirrel came in over the fence. Now my cat isn't the most courageous type, in fact she's a complete wuss. She saw the squirrel, turned and ran straight up the 30 foot tree in the middle of the garden. She was stuck up there for hooouuuurrrs. We tried everything to get her down - food, milk, free catty porn but nothing worked. The squirrel was nearly pissing himself with laughter. Eventually she came down, but she had to come backwards (lewd jokes on a postcard) and fell the last few feet, breaking her left back leg. We had to build her a little cage under my bed where she stayed for 6 weeks and when she got out she had doubled her weight. Being a lazy bugger she hasn't lost it.

Sutra's AMAZING Talents
Sutra is a very talented cat. She can sing, dance and do the limbo. Unfortunately she's camera shy and we haven't been able to catch her doing her routine yet. And she only speaks Spanish - don't ask - so I don't actually know what she's saying and don't want to offend any Spaniards.